frog catcher extraordinaire

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
seananmcguire
gangst3rswife

Finally watched the Addams Family Values recently! and honestly. my main takeaway is

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Debbie slays. And Joan Cusack is a QUEEN

vbartilucci

Joan Cusack has never appeared in a film that she did not steal.

And as for Debbie, I will always repost my stance on her end.

I’ve said it a million times - if Debbie had listened to what the Addamses were saying in response to her tales of woe, she’s have realized that they understood completely. She had found her people, and was too wrapped up in herself to realize it.

If they could have, they’d have burst from their bonds, hugged the stuffing out of her, bought her a Bentley (and a vintage Ballerina Barbie) and declare her an Addams.

She could spend the rest of her life trying to kill Fester, and he’d love her all the more every time she tried. And the rest would keep offering helpful suggestions. “No point in trying poison, Debbie my dear - he’s been putting strychnine on his cornflakes since was seven”.

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awwcatsdotcom

the crime the criminal

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charlesoberonn

Objection!

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Your honor. It's true that a first glance at the evidence would suggest my client was responsible. But let's look a little further, shall we?

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I have here a reverse image search for the crime scene as well as my client's photo.

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And if you look closely at the results...

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The blogs and dates don't match.


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My client has been framed!

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And why? Because their iconic "mischievous smile" makes for a funnier post, of course. But nothing, not even Tumblr notes, is more important than the truth!

I present to you: The original unaltered post and the true culprit!

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chirmartir

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Adult and baby collared peccaries (Dicotyles tajacu) and a common vampire bat (Desmodus rotundus) hopping after them looking for a meal. The common vampire bat is the only species of bat capable of walking, running and hopping on all fours with impressive dexterity!

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They can run up to 2.5 miles an hour, impressive considering the order they come from! They use less energy than other bats when running too, by using less strides per cycle. This is achieved with powerful forelimbs that produce force, since their wings are much stronger than their back legs, allowing them to bound almost like a gorilla.

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(Riskin and Hermanson, 2005)